May
21
Just so you guys know what punk is…
My Name's Jack.
My name's Jack, but jackanderson.tumblr.com was already taken. Rupert's my middle name.
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May
16
Teachers Dancing Behind Students
Well there’s no reason anyone won’t love this.
May
15
Laura Milligan, Greg Behrendt, Brian Posehn, Blaine Capatch, and Patton Oswalt circa 1994
May
8
Thom Yorke’s laugh is the most beautiful thing in the world.
Apr
29
This should cheer you up.
Apr
22
Thanks to everyone who watched my special and said nice things! Here is the encore I did with Eban Schletter the night the special was recorded.
Let’s take the rest of the weekend off! Then on Monday I’ll get back to asking you to buy the full version of the show. Night night.
Feb
1
This is the best music video of all time.
Jan
30
I could listen to Rich Hall talk about Jerry Lee Lewis all day.
These men dress up in clown costumes and review candy. The internet is a strange place.
Jan
4
Henry (8) and Sal (10) watching "Marie Antoinette"
- Henry: So what, you just like trade your daughter to another country to stop world war two or something?
- Henry: They'd better not take that pug from the girl from Spider-man. Oh my GOD they did. I hate France.
- Henry: I want a feather pen.
- Sal: They are really heavy and hard to write with. You have to dip them in ink. They leave blotches.
- Henry: You don't think I know that stuff? I tried to make a feather pen.
- Henry: Is he wearing a wig? Why is a big butt dress supposed to be fancy? Everyone likes big butts. They cannot lie. This is where the song probably came from.
- Henry: Instead of kissing at the wedding they should do the chicken dance.
- Henry: Are there explosions in this?
- Henry: Is everyone going to watch them go to bed? Are they dying? Okay is everyone going to go in their room every night?
- Henry: Uhhh (boob shot)
- Henry: Did they want them to have a kid their first night together?! Um, they kinda have to know each other first. Jeez.
- Henry: I can't wait to go to France and eat pastries.
- Me: They're just like the ones at the patisserie.
- Henry: No. They're better. Mom, it's Paris.
- Henry: Do they have to make a baby here at some point? God, that would be annoying. This prince is a weirdo. He makes keys.
- Sal: Why is the King with that girl? That's not the queen? Ew!
- Henry: What about that pug?
- Henry: They said the princess is fooling around, but the prince is never sleeping with her.
- Henry: Don't walk behind that huge dress! Peacock! CA-CAWWW!!
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